i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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