He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just invented taco cereal.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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