What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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