love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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