I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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