If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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