If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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