My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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