belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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