Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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