I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Randomize
