butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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