Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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