You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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