I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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