they need to just BURY HIM!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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