Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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