So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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