I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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