Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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