I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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