I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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