i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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