i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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