I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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