yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Will exercising make me less horny?
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