Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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