I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
im on a boat
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