I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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