Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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