No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
The power of my boobs compel you
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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