i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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