Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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