My hand turned me down
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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