Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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