u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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