Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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