This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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