the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
