FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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