I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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