Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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