question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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