Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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