He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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