My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
