When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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