the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
