I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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