I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Let's paint friendship bongs
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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