Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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