His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We were destined to go to rehab together
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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