absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
