Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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